butt scared

Scared so bad your butt clenches

An old dude jump out of the bushes and butt scared me.

by Taldoc3 January 26, 2014

butt chomper

Someone who is musty crusty and dusty that chomps butts

Omg look at that guy over there. He looks so crusty. He’s definitely a butt chomper.

by Your local suburban mom March 31, 2021

butt stamp

buht stamp

noun

1 the act of sitting on something while completely naked, not wiping one's anus fully and leaving brown or green print

on said object.

Mark, I'm so sorry I left a butt stamp on your couch.

by Adriana Chechik's biggest fan January 17, 2022

butt post

The posting of gibberish to Facebook or in an e-mail because your phone is in your pocket and you somehow clicked POST or SEND.

A typical butt post looks like this: "NNNBJJJGHHHTUUYJJHMMBJJGUUTKMMBMMBLLKMNNVHHFGJJGNMB"

Karen checked in at an airport then butt posted fifteen lines of random characters to her status update.

by TheRealAndOnlyChiffonade January 16, 2011

Pita Butt

A flat, narrowly angled rear-end of a woman, usually resembling a semi-circle, or a piece of pita bread. Pita Butts usually occur in older women who primarily wear mom jeans

A: "Dude I'm so into cougars right now"

B: "Yeah but I hate when everything is all saggy"

A: "Saggy boobs don't bother me. I just can't stand when they have Pita Butt"

B: "Yeah. Pita Butt reminds me too much of my mom."

by jcafe13 October 18, 2008

butt stalion

An ugly, stupid, and ignorant person. The most stupid person in the word. It can also mean diamond horse.

Ugh, Jack is such a butt stalion.

Dude, I just bought a new butt stalion.

by TheWorkingJacib May 14, 2015

stutter butts

A case of diarrhea, usually following a night of drinking or Mexican food, in which the feces comes out in fast spurts, almost like when someone who stutters speaks and struggles to get words out smoothly.

I ate some Chipotle and had a couple of IPAs last night and woke up with the worst case of the stutter butts.

by stutterbutts1 August 29, 2018