Sideways Bullshit

Such utter bullshit, it needs to be turned sideways.

John: My mom doesn't wanna fuck you.

Bill: That's some sideways bullshit!

by Jesterr___ March 18, 2022

Bullshit

When a curtain Game Development Team removes 188 cars from the game to increase the amount of people paying there Monthly Paid subscription

"Yo Instert Development Team Name here just removed 188 cars from the game" - Guy 1 "That's some Major Bullshit Dude" -Guy 2

by J. Brooks March 8, 2024

Geometric bullshit

When you’re so deep in the shit, you don’t see any way out...

Person 1: can I tell you a secret? You have to delete this text after....
Person 2: of course
Person 1: I have to pee

Person 2: What a bunch of geometric bullshit

by The_UnlovedOne August 3, 2019

fuck this urban name dictionary bullshit

Sorry not sorry this shit isn’t true smd and lick a big toe

Bullshit, Dogshit, Fuckaroo name bullshit.
Fuck this urban name dictionary bullshit

by Fuck It Delete Your Phone November 23, 2021

Bullshit Hike

When a person is walking around, trying to bullshit his/her family and friends, into lending them money. But nobody wants to lend him/her any money, because the person doesn't pay back or never had a job.

John is on a bullshit hike, because he needs five hundred dollars to pay his rent.

by Tony "Tone" Vega September 16, 2016

This is fucking bullshit

What a little kid says when he signs a contract and does not read it, later making a tantrum on social media.

Bob: You cant leave the company until your contract expires

Jonesy: This is fucking bullshit

by Champy_Mode August 20, 2019

Bullshit

a man who believes every word that comes out of his mouth.

Tay Poe: Ian get paid this week, I get paid next week.

Me: Don’t walmart employees get paid every two weeks.

Tay poe: yea

Me: so you lied about getting paid last week?

Tay Poe: naw Ian get paid

Me: so walmart holding yo check specifically for three weeks

ME: you so surrounded by BULLSHIT

by cityyyyprincesss May 15, 2025