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bulletproof bonnet

A black colored bonnet. Also a bonnet that's indestructible.
That woman is always checking me out everyday when I come home from work. She wears flip flops, booty shorts, a white v-neck shirt and a Bulletproof bonnet on her head.
by The Gratitude Mack September 28, 2023
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Bullet reply

A bullet reply is basically a reply that you say on social media when you really want to diss someone who said something that irritates you but you don't want to go too over the top so you don't seem too butthurt. The bullet part is an analogy, basically think of how a bullet is small but it can kill someone just fine. That's basically it, you send a reply that's not an over the top insult, but it gets the job done just fine
Person 1: Damn this guy irritated me
Person 2: Did you ignore him?
Person 1: No, it would be best to do so, but I sent him a bullet reply instead
Person 2: Good shit, that'll teach 'em
by UrbanInItsMostUrban August 18, 2024
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Bulletbag

A black male. Void of taking accountability of his actions and believes he should be catered to solely for being a black male.

Classifies themselves as a king or a hebrew israelite and feels as if he’s superior to white men; despite carrying a white last name which is a generational reminder of how much of a conquered buck he is. This type is usually on the sides of road wearing dresses, has 35 cents in his bank account, screaming at the working class that “duh black mane is a kang” despite him being at the bottom of society. Recently new classification is being a moor.

Won’t do anything to better his living conditions but blames white supremacy or black women for everything wrong in his life. Typically lives off of his significant other, usually a black woman (or a mammy in this instance) because he convinced her that it’s normal for him to stay home and do nothing valuable with his life while she goes out and makes the finances for them both. Or if he does have a job he wants her to do part of his gender role which is to pay for half of his livelihood because he can not afford to sustain himself (or what the black community defines as a 50/50 relationship) while she is cooking and cleaning 100% of the time. However in reality it will be a 0/100 relationship because the bulletbag is a narcissistic manipulator and the mammy is too dumb to realize (or she does but doesn’t say anything out of fear of the bulletbag becoming abusive towards her for not going along with it)
Mammy: Gurrlll did you see duh news?! A new kang just got killed by duh police! We gon protest for our black kang!
Sane woman: Huh? Protest for him for what? Did he know me?

Mammy: Girl do it mattuh? He iz uh black kang we gotta stick togetha!
Sane woman: Stick together for what? We was a bulletbag. Leave me alone.
by DivestBW June 3, 2024
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Bullet Shit

A shit that comes rocketing out of your ass at mach speed due to the excessive buildup of gas behind it.
I ate too much Taco Bell last night and was rewarded with a Bullet Shit.
by Garfibromyalgia June 26, 2024
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Bugette

A tiny, low-impact software defect that is technically incorrect but practically inconsequential; too small to prioritize, too real to ignore completely. Every developer has left some behind to the irritation of users.
“Yeah, we should probably fix that bugette at some point.”
by DrSpaceDoom February 27, 2026
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Bullet-in-Brain disease

humourous phrase meaning "shot in the head". In formal statements where the commentator will refuse to directly say the victim was murdered, they will instead use the phrase "Bullet-in-Brain disease" in reference to their death to avoid making comments of graphic violence while giving viewers (particularly adults) the idea of what happened to the victim.
"Hitler was once an aspiring artist who was rejected from art school after one of the professors have stated that his artwork is 'mediocre'. Following his career in politics, the professor mysteriously died from a rare case of Bullet-in-Brain disease."
by YorUDictionary March 13, 2026
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Bullet in brain disease

A funny slang meaning that someone is shot in the head commonly meant to be used in formal statements as a joke.

The term is usually used in political conversations and memes to either make a point or make the situation less tense and serious than it already is.
1) Kim Jong Un said to the General to launch the missile but he denied. It was later found that the General died from the rare bullet in brain disease.

2) Hitler was rejected from art school, It was later revealed that the professor of the university died from the rare bullet in brain disease.

3) Putin urged his Generals to adhere to his order, one of the General disobeyed and died from the rare bullet in brain disease.
by MrZenAF December 3, 2024
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