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Emma Blackey

peasant: omg who’s this edgy memelord?
me, an intelectual: Emma Blackey
by The iconic one May 9, 2018
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biting blankets

When you hit it so hard she bite the blankets to stay calm
I looked over at her face and she was biting blankets dude...
by Yuhyuhbruhbruhyuh May 10, 2018
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Jank blanket

A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.
That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.
by GlibJester July 28, 2018
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Semen Blanket

When a man ejaculates so hard he completely misses his partner and some of the semen lands on the girls blanket.
I was gonna cum on my girls face, but I went a bit too hard and accidentally gave her a Semen Blanket”
by Garrett Wick September 8, 2018
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nose blanket

When one pulls ones scrotum flap over the nose of there partner.
Guy : "I was gonna tea bah jill last but she opted for a nose blanket!"

Guy2 : "I love putting my ballsack over womans noses!"
by Shrub shaver September 13, 2018
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belly blanket

blanket for your belly after youve eatin a lot of turkey
Dang, imma really need a belly blanket after this
by KombatWombat November 15, 2018
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belly blanket

a blanket for your belly after you ate a lot of turkey
Dang, im gonna need a belly blanket after all of this turkey
by KombatWombat November 15, 2018
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