wet beard

When a lumberjack has sloppy sex with a woman or man involving oral explosion.

mario had a wet beard after slopping on andres.

by mariofoojeelio September 13, 2013

my beard

When a gay guy gets married and has a wife to cover up, the wife is the beard.

Oh that’s not my wife, that’s my beard

by Kk1821 February 14, 2018

weird beard

Another name for a male/female area of pubic hair.

That girl had an overgrown weird beard.

by Daniels Tedson April 9, 2005

anal beard

the pubic hair surrounding the anus

fack off barry, ya fricking anal beard

by molt October 16, 2003

40 beard

A beard you grow when you turn 40.

"Ever since Branson* turned 40, he's been acting strange. Take his 40 beard, for instance."

by SeanG February 7, 2007

neck beard

a digusting fat body who wears tight minnie mouse shirts, hairy neck, and a pedophile grin

Hey Ernest, get the hose...neck beard passed out on the lawn again.

by Twat Wrinkle September 23, 2003

dirty beard

A minor spot like rash that appears around the month from eating pussy for a length of time. The serverity depends on the cleanliness of the lady and the amount of time spent down below.

Ted: What are those spots around your month?
Doogle: I went muff diving with Mrs Doyle now i have dirty beard!

by nic0teen March 3, 2011