Goated Amount

You are Goated at everything

I am Goated Amount

by IPhone2isPro? March 7, 2022

Feed The Goat.

Feed The Goat means to do all that is necessary to become great/greater in any aspect of life you see fit, any despite adversity.

Everyone has the potential to be great at something, yet most never will. Just like the nutrients needed for a plant to grow, the greatness inside of you must be fed and nurtured in order to grow as well. So, Feed The Goat.

by Growth Squared April 15, 2022

The Fainting Goat

The stretch you do when you wake up after a long sleep where your legs and arms stiffen outward and shake, akin to a goat/sheep freezing up and fainting.

A: Bruh I slept so good I did the fainting goat
B: That must've been a real good sleep

by NTRP January 6, 2021

Counting Goats

The scientific art of counting goats, instead of sheep to increase sleep quality and an increased likelihood for achieving nocturnal emissions.

Kylie, wake up. You are counting goats in your sleep again.

Leave me alone Ben, I was having the best dream ever.

by C U Nxt Tuesday January 12, 2021

Yessir goat

Yessir goat is a way of saying thank you or congratulating someone

Friend- i just got this girls phone number

Me- yessir goat

by Jamir p March 23, 2021

Cricket Goat

Abraham Benjamin Devillers

ABD is cricket goat

by nitin_10 May 27, 2021

goat fart

the act of secreting feces, esspecially green feces, in ones pants, under the mistaken assumption that one is merely passing gas.

jakub started acting weird and went home really fast. later, i found out he laid a goat fart.

by jprandolf July 9, 2005