Bageled

To be hit with bagels, typically in a drive-by fashion, or as a surprise attack.

Tommy: where yall been?

Billy: Aw y'know, we stopped at Brooklyn Deli to pick up some Everythings, then went and paid Mike a visit. we Bageled the fuck outta that motha fucka!

by benjaminblanco September 14, 2021

bagel

he is bagel, his life is a memecord reference

guy1: whos the worst memecord mod?
guy2: that would be bagel

by THISTHIS October 7, 2021

Baele

A weed smoking god who doesn't have respect for women.

OMG, look at that Baele

by KarelDrabyzowki November 21, 2021

badel

A very clingy, social, obsessive and unloyal woman. Moves around quickly when it comes to guys and is very touchy with many guys at once. Makes friends easily and is very hot but takes advantage of her guy skills and hot body.

She’s so hot. She’s surely a Badel.

by abcdefg129 November 22, 2021

babelinc0ln

Normally for girl who will chase ex boyfriend's best friend after being dumped who is already in a great relationship to meet her needs of narcissistic supply

Hey dude did you see babelinc0ln from farmlands chase the ritzy Jeep all over downtown last Saturday ?

by Smarty6725 December 3, 2021

Baeley

Professional Ironman hype gal

Wow! That's Baeley! I heard she made some dope signs for the La Quinta race

by ironmanhypegal2 December 6, 2021

bagel

A sex toy for hobos when they run out of little girls that lost their parents.

Goes well with avocado.

healthy donut

damn, that hobo is really going all out on that bagel. Must have run out of girls

by Pussy wagon 69420 January 9, 2022