Epic Battle

An Epic Battle is when you do a girl doggy style, and then do a Donkey Punch. After that, you do a Houdini. When she turns around, you nut on her face and in her eye. You then proceed to do a Strawberry Shortcake. Once that is complete, you kick her in the shin, and that completes the Angry Pirate. Combining those 4 sexual acts creates the Epic Battle.

Oh my god. Last night, when I was fucking your mom, I did an Epic Battle, and lights came down from the heavens and angels started singing.

by Woodcock Johnson December 28, 2009

battle scars

the brown marks left at the bottom of the toilet after taking a vigorous poop.

man: someone left some mean battle scars at the bottom of the toilet.

man2: that was me, i just took a huge poop.

by ted sells June 11, 2006

Battle Creek

Many of the local youth complain that there isn't much to do, but that's because they've seemed to have forgotten about the: three movie theaters; ice rink; water park; Beckley road franchise restaurants; shopping mall; downtown boutiques and local restaurants; local lakes and beaches; local parks; Leila Arboretum; etc.
The local youth may complain that Battle Creek is dull, but this is usually the case with any restless teenager in a small city such as Battle Creek, Jackson, etc.

Bri: There's like, literally nothing to do in Battle Creek. I hate it here. I want to move away forever and like live in Los Angeles or Chicago or New York City or something.

Matt: Do you want to go to the ice rink?

Bri: No.

Matt: See a movie?

Bri: No.

Matt: Eat at Buffalo Wild Wings?

Bri: No.

Matt: Go to the beach?

Bri: No.

Matt: Go to the mall?

Bri: No.

Matt: Well shit, maybe you should just move the fuck away so everyone else here can have a chance at happiness!

by igpayatinlay January 11, 2013

battle a common foe

A new way of telling someone that you intend to take a crap.

"Man, I'll be right back...I gotta go battle a common foe."

by Goonies Crew January 12, 2008

battle of the booties

When two gals with bootys competing in some way.
Could be shakin' booty to some music.
Or it could be a "booty-to-booty" battle if ya know what I mean.

The two booties have some contact like, bumpin, slamming, pressing and comparing each others booties together in a competitive way.

"A woman two another: lets compare our booties and have some "Battle of the booties" action."
"Lets shake our booties"
"Wanna have some booty fun together?"
"You can't beat my booty"
"Lets compare our booties"

by _Nina_ March 26, 2008

Battle House!

A small amateur pacific northwest drift team and car club.

"I wonder if Battle House! will show up at the drift event today."
"What is Battle House! anyway?...Is it like the Scooby Doo mystery team?"

by awieder January 7, 2009

Battle Cricket

Usually a very hidious female, may be very skinny and unatractive. So much so that it looks like she has been at war with life and losing.

person 1: "Man, I cant believe that battle cricket keeps calling me, I dont even know how she got my number."

person 2: "yeah man she is a swamp donkey, ass trollop. Thats why i gave her your number instead of mine."

person 1: "Gooch Tickler!"

by pmill053 August 14, 2011