Baber

One who excels at being attractive, interesting, funny, or alluring without conscious effort.

Make sure that Lisa is invited too, she's a total baber.

by noncorpus November 14, 2017

Baerection

The act upon a male strolling or pacing quickly through a field of dead babies, to which upon he shall state down at his penis and realise 90% of all the blood in his body has rushed to his penis.

“Oi Gilbert, I dare you to walk through this field of dead babies and don’t get a Baerection!”

by Crustybanter994 January 9, 2018

bakers law

bakers law is the rule that if your plan is tupid enough, it will always work out anyways.

"this plan was so stupid i didn't think it was gonna work out, but bakers law made it happen."

by coolfashiontips January 27, 2018

bakers knowledge

when you don't need a cookbook to make cakes.
you also know the how much grams are in something by look and weight

my granny lost her cookbook and decided to use her bakers knowledge

by Urboishendy May 4, 2018

Bader-Quality

Adj. - Description of something that is required to be of high, utterly pristine quality. Something that must be perfection.

This diamond ring is NOT of Bader-quality

by Smit10222 September 3, 2018

Bakery Slut

A chick that puts a penis through a donut. Also, then sucks on the penis after.

"That girl with the Krispy Kreme Donut, yeah she a BAKERY SLUT!

by Imagoodperson69 September 18, 2018

baker's heck

One dozen hecks, plus an additional heck, equaling a grand total of 13 hecks.

Guy 1: " It's a heck of a lot easier said than done."

Guy 2: "Yeah, maybe even a baker's heck."

by Hal the zombean. November 29, 2018