When you take 4 and a half banana peels and stuff the. inside the womans belly button. then you proceed to sing karma chameleon while pouring jello into the females anus. then obama walks in naked and everyone dies. penis juice is sprayed everywhere.
Last night, I got to 1,000,000,000,000th base with that crazy asian girl. She looked like an elephant on acid.
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hey jack do you wanna go ass basing with me?? Jack: nahh man i dont do that anymore since my cousin loose a nut from it!! Friend: o well im sorry to hear that.. well see ya im ganan go ass base!
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Jerry: "Awww dude, last night me and sandra got to 3.14159265th Base"
Michael: "That's a shame, nobody wants that"
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I saw that green beans were on sale at the supermarket and I just wanted to touch base with you about that.
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