Christian Faker

one who goes to church for the free food, and the fun, not for jesus or the bible.

Jack is such a christian faker! I saw him put 5 bagels in his backpack at sunday service.

by thatchristiankid_51 October 24, 2010

butthurt christian

When a christian realizes there is no God.

Joe became a butthurt christian today.

by snowyday August 15, 2017

buffet Christian

A Christian who only believes in a part of the bible that they can easily live with.

"Stealing is wrong, but I don't believe the part about not raping kittens."

by Janis June 25, 2004

Christian hardcore

1. An oxymoron.

2. Not hardcore at all, not even slightly hardcore

person1: dude i just ate 5 jam sandwiches!
person2: dude thats so christian hardcore

person1: i just knitted me sum socks!
person2: sounds christian hardcore

by shewlase October 24, 2009

Christian Taliban

The Christian taliban is used to refer those conservative christians who are very religious and want their religion to play a big role in public life, influencing laws (for instance, making abortion illegal). It is used towards those christian Americans who while very “conservative” are nowhere near the Talibans in terms of backwardness.

Christian Taliban

by Dandy needs Candy October 3, 2020

Christian Rock

Music like rock, but centers on praising jesus or god or whoever the hell compels people to write songsof this nature. Starting out like a Bon Jovi ballad, songs from this genre usually tricks listeners into thinking it is regular rock, but halfway through the song the band breaks into prayer. Most listeners feel betrayed by this sudden change in lyrics and change to a different song of a different genre. The rest saw it coming and enjoy listening to it for some reason. If this depicts you, you are either an old person, or are to sheltered to know what good music sounds like.

what a christian rock song may sound like...

"I woke up in the morning
and I got myself some oatmeal
and I put some raisins on it
and
CHRIST IS GODDDDDD
CHRIST IS GODDDDDD
CHRIST IS GODDDDDD"

Mike Birbiglia, The Oatmeal Song

by Advkennedy June 20, 2008

Christian Pisano

Christian Pisano is an upcoming artist who dreams of making the big bucks someday. on the side he directs pornos making moolah amounts!!!!! some of his famous porn are: I need to BL on some T's, There's a Crotch Party up in Here Volume 7.

Dude i totally Fucked Christian Pisano!!!!

by "Bubbles" March 18, 2009