Alexander

Has a large dick and every girl wants it

Alexanders love to cum

by your dad 19 November 4, 2020

alexander hanline

a fun, totally german cute guy, who crushes on Portugese girls

person: i can't believe he like her!

me: he's such an alexander hanline

by Vinnie Freeman May 24, 2021

Alexander Daniel

Scariest boy alive. Resembles Heimlich from A Bug’s Life. A professional crop duster and bowel movement connoisseur. Works full time at a haunted house w/ no costume needed. Going bald as we speak #gynoking

Bailey: omg is that an Alexander Daniel?!?!?
Hot mama: yessss my mom told me to stay away from that thing

by meavagemary February 10, 2022

Alejandra

A Mindful Vegetable Bag

somebody: Hey, Mindful Vegetable Bag!
Alejandra: SHUT UP

by IdentityTheftIsBankRobbery February 19, 2022

Alejandro Lovera Yepez

He loves to assault girls by choking them out. He also loves to manipulate girls by threatening to expose whatever she may have done even when it's not true, and emotionally and physically in other ways too. He also likes to stalk girls with his car and follow them around to the point of almost having his ass beat by another woman. He's a psycho fuck that got charged with sexual harassment and assault, domestic violence and abuse, etc., but he ran to mommy and got bailed out for 5k because apparently that's his worth. Also he's built like a frog so he can't pick any struggle. He's almost 18 so he could possibly become a registered sex offender so that's pretty litty.

"Yo, don't pull an Alejandro Lovera Yepez, you could go to jail for that."

by anonymous782346782 March 31, 2022

Willem-Alexander

King of the Netherlands. Greatest man that ever lived, currently lives and will ever live.

Willem-Alexander is truly the greatest king to ever live

by uiensoep January 15, 2017

Blake Alexander

An extremely likeable person who brings joy to those around him. Beware their nature is infectious so if you're not looking to have a good time or generally be in a good mood then steer clear of a Blake Alexander. Also Blake Alexander's are very clumsy.

Adam: Is that your friend over there? I think id like to be friends with him

India: Yeah, he's a Blake Alexander

by Dont•Use•Your•Real•Name March 13, 2017