tijuana puppy drag

(noun) The action of a dog pressing its anus against the ground and dragging it across.

“I think my dog has worms. He did the Tijuana Puppy Drag across my friend’s mom’s rug.”

by CTG420 May 25, 2018

Cursed Slush Puppie

The act of fighting off 15 or more cops butt ass naked while masterbating.

Broooo cooter just totally cursed slush puppies those cops.

by Taint C. September 25, 2018

colorado puppy tail

When you are getting her from behind and stuff her ponytail in her ass with your dick

I grabbed her hair and gave her a Colorado puppy tail last night.

by Whitemike247 May 18, 2018

puppy monkey baby

A curiously cute animal that brings drinks into the room.

Your puppy monkey baby always has the best mountain dews.

by br00t4l September 12, 2016

shar-pei puppies

old, wrinkled boobs.

That octogenarian displayed her shar-pei puppies at the beach.

by weave March 18, 2003

pumpkin puppy

A small dog that has been shaved and spraypainted orange, and every second tooth has been removed.

andy humped the pumpkin puppy several times before confirming it was a skid like him, after he figured it out he humped it more

by The Fuss December 5, 2007

put this puppy to bed

put this puppy to bed is what a guy does when he fucks another dude in his asshole and has a cum-gasm and then leaves his tumescent cock in the guy's butt-hole and goes to sleep.

After drilling my hole and blowing his load, I heard Matt say "I'm gonna put this puppy to bed!"

by USAF Cadet August 3, 2021