"Hey Ted, I was fucking this girl last night and then at the last moment, I unleashed a cunt hammer on her ass."
by is that my artichoke June 3, 2009
Get the Cunt Hammermug. One of the worst nicknames of all time, unfairly given to Lebron James by Sports Nation's Michelle Beadle
by Supercoolryan December 28, 2009
Get the Akron Hammermug. by matt March 2, 2004
Get the sledge hammermug. by Sarbear12185 December 23, 2008
Get the Hammer Toemug. A south African sex move, originated from latin greeks in about 6 A.D.
When you call up between 5-10 friends and they all bring sledge hammers to your house. you hide them under your bed and invite a girl over for sex. Once shes over and is naked and ready, you tell her "hold on i'll be right back"
once you leave, thats the queue for your friends to come out from under the bed and bash her like a mexican pinata at a festival. They beat her as brutal as possible, without killing her, and making sure she is still concious. Your friends all hide back under the bed and you come back in after about 2-3 minutes of her brutal suffering.
Once you enter the room you say
"ready"? with a big smile on your face, ignoring the fact her breasts are half beaten off, and half on her knees, and her vagina is what appears to be now a closed off cave of monstrosity.
This is all just for a quick laugh with your friends. Im sure the girl wont mind very much.
When you call up between 5-10 friends and they all bring sledge hammers to your house. you hide them under your bed and invite a girl over for sex. Once shes over and is naked and ready, you tell her "hold on i'll be right back"
once you leave, thats the queue for your friends to come out from under the bed and bash her like a mexican pinata at a festival. They beat her as brutal as possible, without killing her, and making sure she is still concious. Your friends all hide back under the bed and you come back in after about 2-3 minutes of her brutal suffering.
Once you enter the room you say
"ready"? with a big smile on your face, ignoring the fact her breasts are half beaten off, and half on her knees, and her vagina is what appears to be now a closed off cave of monstrosity.
This is all just for a quick laugh with your friends. Im sure the girl wont mind very much.
Avery: hey guys, wanna come over with some sledge hammers and do a hammer hunter with me?
Group of guys: Oh hell yea. havent done one of those in a while. i could use a good laugh.
Group of guys: Oh hell yea. havent done one of those in a while. i could use a good laugh.
by Trilf January 31, 2010
Get the Hammer huntermug. by Talanweler June 1, 2011
Get the Hammer Timemug. (V.) To chug a substantial amount of alcohol in a short period of time, thus creating a massive drunkenness; to become so shit-faced that you beat your friend to death with a hammer.
Paul, JJ, and I decided to hammer down last night. We then commenced to giving JJ's girlfriend an Alabama Hot Pocket, which she thoroughly enjoyed.
by Enrique Ledbetter February 4, 2008
Get the hammer downmug.