A short wimp who doesn't get Amy Pussys at all.
He has a avtags grade but is focusing on games, but sadly he is so bad on the computer, the Xbox and the ps
He has a avtags grade but is focusing on games, but sadly he is so bad on the computer, the Xbox and the ps
by TheCrazyGaySwede December 12, 2016
Get the carl alvessonmug. Carl is the best he’s a god, and your name definitely is Carl if you’re reading this. Because no one is more narcissistic than a Carl. So nevertheless Carl is the future the past and present, Carl is the solution the everything!
by Carlinatorn September 21, 2021
Get the Carlmug. A guy/girl with this name is probably weird as fuck and moans every 2.5 milliseconds. On rare occasion, it might become an historian, but become very, very annoying.
by Dr Marshmellow December 8, 2021
Get the Carlmug. Any band follower, hanger on or random 'friend' who sits in on rehearsals be henceforth referred to as a 'Carl', this is irrespective of their gender.
'There's this Carl who keeps turning up every week. She's quite cute but between every f*cking song she asks us if she can get us some tea from the machine and frankly it's a bit off-putting'.
by Ricky 4000 February 10, 2020
Get the Carlmug. the sweetest boy you will ever meet. he over - worries about hurting other people even when he might be hurting himself. he thinks lowly of himself and never speaks highly of himself unironically. he's got shark - like eyes and they look even more sharkier without his glasses. and somehow even when he gets a bad haircut i fail to fall out of love. carl will pick up on your interests and turn it into and "us" thing. he will notice your favorite song and listen to it on repeat. when you make him a playlist it's all he'll ever listen to again. if you give him a bracelet he'll always wear and fiddle with it when he's bored.
basically, he's the perfect boy for nia.
basically, he's the perfect boy for nia.
Carl is the sweetest boy ever
by the silliest girl October 16, 2023
Get the carlmug. While your kid is sleeping, sneak into his room with your wife and start to bone down. If you can finish and yell "CARL" before he wakes up, you win.
We snuck into his room, started pounding it out, and I was like "CARRRRRL!" Then he woke up. It was awkward. And now I'm on a government list. But I got a Carl's Milkshake!
by Danosue June 6, 2020
Get the Carl's Milkshakemug.