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Brawl with the bowl

To drop a deuce, or to poop.
I had to brawl with the bowl really hard after all those nachos.
by zac archer June 28, 2008
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Football Withdrawal Syndrome

1. The agonizing mental process of accepting that football season is finally over.

This serious mental disorder afflicts millions of Americans every year, usually in the second week of February. Effective therapy is not available until the following August, at the earliest.

2. A crisis in the national spirit that is mitigated (only slightly) by the arrival of March Madness -- the NCAA basketball tournament.

3. The realization that life as we know it has ended, at least for six torturously long months.

4. Proof that Arena Football will never take the place of the real thing.
Hank was hospitalized on February 12 with severe anxiety and chest pain. Following a series of CAT scans at the Mayo Clinic, he was diagnozed with Football Withdrawal Syndrome (FWS). May God have mercy on his soul.
by Peter Kobs January 1, 2010
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Kill two birds with one stone

To accomplish two tasks with only one effort.
To use only one action to complete two tasks.

The only true way to kill two birds with one stone literally is to have the following involved:
1)"Kill" two flightless birds with one very big stone. 2) Use one stone but recover it after each shot until two birds are "killed". 3)Wait until two birds are in close proximity and fire the stone from a bazooka. 4)Meteorite collision with Earth.
I have to go to Olvia's house, and you have to see your friend who is with her, let's kill two birds with one stone by both of us going

We can kill two birds with one stone if we go to walmart and get what you need as i get what i need.
by ddddunit December 28, 2005
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im with the shit

Meaning down to do whatever.
Having ability and the mentality to say fuck it
Friend : You shot that nigga?!

Me : Hell yeah

Friend : you weren't scared?

Me : nah im with the shits
by Amarie March 7, 2014
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I'm with COCO

A campaign to get people to follow Conan O'Brien no matter what happens to him and never watch Leno again.
"Do you want Conan to go to ABC, FOX, or Comedy Central?"

"I don't care. Either way, I'm with COCO."
by GCV January 13, 2010
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friends with benefits

when 2 people have all of the traits a relationship has,but aren't labeled boyfriend and girlfriend.and they are free to date whoever without consequence,unless you agree to other terms.
Shayne:Want to be friends with benefits?
Cayley: Sure but what are out terms
Shayne:we can date outside of this,but we still do relationship like stuff.
Cayley: Lets start now.
by oblowi March 27, 2011
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With the shit

Having the ability to shoot anybody in the face if needed to. Being down to do whatever, whenever and having a fuck it mentality.
Terry: What did you do last night?

Robert: I robbed a bank with my niggas to get my bread up.

Terry: Wow weren't you scared?

Robert: No nigga I'm with the shit
by JennyCash January 8, 2014
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