Waxed dolphin

Older gay or bisexual male with no hair and a youthful complexion

Wow John did you see Tom! He’s really looking like a waxed dolphin for his age!

by JusAFkinFruit November 2, 2023

waxing the hummingbird

Though this sounds like a lewd act, it is literally applying wax to a hummingbird, typically in the form of a stone or synthetic tile mozaic.

My brother's coming to visit so I'm working up a sweat waxing the hummingbird.

by WhaleFromHell November 24, 2024

waxaan

b'more slang for what's happening

hy twin wacaan
jhi nun waxaan

by bingyaya August 15, 2024

waxing the dragon

Scrubbing your Willy while it’s hard in the shower.

Johnny won’t stop waxing the dragon in the shower.

by bbbballllllsssssssssuuupppp December 11, 2024

Waxy O’Connor

When you are at Waxy O’connor’s in London (on st. Patrick’s day) and an Irish bloke takes your scarf, wraps it around your eyes, and says “kiss me I’m Irish” later takin to the loo and taking the proper piss out of your anal cavity. Usually involved with the intake of Yager bombs.

I drank so much last night, I got proper Waxy O’Connored. Fuckin hell mate, I woke up in the loo with some bloke giving me his Irish sausage. Felt like waking up the morning after a SigEp party.

by Emmet B. Hurley March 18, 2025

Waxed

To be extremely high or intoxicated, I.e. not in one’s right state of mind. Usually in reference to THC wax or concentrates.

“Hey Jordy, should I text my ex right now?”
“Hell naw dude, you just did a dab and you’re waxed”

by The_Donfather March 24, 2026

Waxer sucking cock

A state of gleaming chaos where, after a night of heat and hedonism, the one who smoothed the surface is now lit, loud, and lusting for more — slick with energy, shameless in desire, and far from done.

Bards are closed now. Time for Waxer sucking cock.

by HVAC master June 19, 2025