Turf War

The main mode in the game Splatoon, where squid-kid hybrids have to ink the most turf of a stage to win.

Person 1: I lost by 0.5 percent in Turf War yesterday!
Person 2: I lost by 0.2.
Person 1: R.I.P dude

by duckdusk January 18, 2020

War-donut

An unattractive but sexually available woman, inhabiting low-rent bars and pubs. A sad, misguided individual seeking some sort of meaningful relationship through easy sexual encounters with the sleazy characters found in said dives.

Most often seen around Welfare Cheque Time.
To be avoided as much as possible; they can be flighty and dangerously unstable.

OK, I know you're drunk. If I see you trying to pick up that War-donut, I'm dragging you out of here by your hair!

by longrider700 March 4, 2015

Knife War

A homesexual term when a man slaps his penis onto another mans penis.

Gay Mw2 Guy: Want to have a Knife War?

Regular Mw2 Guy: Hell no! I'm not gay...

by TheMw2Hater October 7, 2010

Winnign war

This is a war started by a former classmate Devin.

Sam says, “ The Winnign War” ....ahahhahah!

by highschoolhero March 3, 2021

product war

the product war is the war which jiafei sacrificed her life just to let us have all the products out there on earth. BUY HER PRODUCTS!!

I love jiafei! we must remember the product war that jiafei sacrificed her life! #skinnyqueen

by miserable<33 January 10, 2022

Nerf War

An activity in which involves shooting entities (usually humans) with blasters that fire small foam projectiles. 2 or more players needed.

Me: “I IS GONNA OWN ALL OF YOUR FACES IN THE NERF WAR TONIGHT!!”

by THE ANONYMOUS FIGURE January 2, 2018

shipping wars

a war (normally online) started in order to prove that one ship is better than another one. normally, both of the ships are fairly popular and well-liked in the fandom. sometimes, there are 3-4 ships involved in the war, though there are normally only 2. these wars can get way more aggressive than they sound, and people can get seriously hurt online just for not shipping the same thing as someone else.

person #1: saimatsu is the best ship in v3
person #2: no lol it's saiouma
person #1: lmao no fuck off saiouma is toxic and cringe
person #2: nahhh saimatsu is forced you homophobic bitch
person #1: the fuck did you just call me you fujoshi??
person #2: i'm not a fujoshi lmaoaoaoao,, i'm just not homophobic
*insert 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years of arguing*
me asf: shipping wars am i right?¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022