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Grease Wizard

An individual whom has an inordinate volume of grease in their hair.
This can occur from either applying a comical amount of hair gel or not bathing for multiple days, leading to 2 sub species.

The first species can be found in r/wallstreetbets or financial centres acting as if their important, all while attempting to be like their idol Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

The second species can be found around college campuses, town centres and most commonly anime discord servers. They are more common than the first species meaning their smell pollutes areas and are mostly men with very poor in person social skills especially with women.
Mich: "Hey look at the Grease Wizard type 2 over there"
Michelle: "Ew, looks like he shit himself, smells like it too"
by oblyboblie June 15, 2023
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Lizard Wizard

a person who uses mathmatics, stats and rng to meta game really hard in a video game.
people who play with a jacked dodge build are the lizard wizards of payday 2
by lionheart617 January 13, 2022
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Wizard

Cool ((((:
(From Juno)
"Hey mom! Did you just dye your hair purple?" "Yeah I sure did!" "Thats so wizard!"
by WIzarD9274simes45fingres March 31, 2021
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wizard

That's so wizard
by 00shmate March 9, 2024
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wizard of oz

a movie that once u know about the horrors that occured during production it’ll ruin it for you forever. don’t look it up unless u never wanna see the movie in the same “wholesome family film” vibe ever again
Fake snow made from asbestos, actors being pushed too far, judy garland being abused and forced to smoke cigarettes to stay thin, accidents on set involving fire and people falling and injuring themselves and actors’ costumes and makeup causing health problems (the original tin man actor was actually hospitalised as the silver makeup absolutely wrecked the poor guy), the wizard of oz has a dark side to it. Ironically the evil witch actress was the kindest to judy.
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Glizzard Wizard

The person with the biggest dick in the orgy. Usually of african decent.
Damn tyrone was the Glizzard Wizard of the group last night, i cant feel my insides.
by Glizzard Wizerd September 10, 2020
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Wicked Wizard

Slang term for marijuana refering to the smoke emitted when smoking or "summoning"
"Yo bro summon dat wicked wizard with me"
by Prestie June 22, 2007
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