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Ur mom

“Ur mom” (considered one word) Is a widely used term for the old saying “jo-mama” which date backs to 1500 BCE. “Ur mom” can be used is these next situations:
What’s the homework?
Ur mom
Why you so dumb

Ur mom
Of course these are very basic ways to use this word but I’m dumb as hell so don’t expect
Who’s your favorite person
Ur mom
mugGet the Ur mommug.

ur mom

Anyone who says this... I mean, idk what to say. Just make sure you stay away from them, they could be a dangerous Year 7 undercover ready to bite your toes off.
Me: Hey, what you doing today?
Undercover Year 7: ur mom
Everyone around him (also Year 7): 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anyone who has friends and a father that actually has a sense of humor: 😂😂😂😐😐😐
by UrMomIsNotFunny101 October 9, 2021
mugGet the ur mommug.

Ur mom

Some fat milf who doesn’t have a husband
Damn bro ur mom is so fat!
by Djdbjejdb July 17, 2022
mugGet the Ur mommug.

ur mom

shes the best in bed and she makes me wet every night and she makes the best food pls dont bat me at school bc i slept with your mom
ur mom is very fucking hot
by lilah⁉️ November 22, 2021
mugGet the ur mommug.

ur mom

dude: "fuck you"
dude 2: "uuuuh ur mom"
by 👌succ February 28, 2019
mugGet the ur mommug.

ur mom

a cow like human that gave birth a is so fat that is the heaviest animal on earth
person1: i like u

person2: ur mom fat

person1: thank you
by hahahaahahahahahahahahahah February 13, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

ur mom

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by ur mom ur mom 69 69 June 3, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

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