participation trophy wife

if everyone gets one, it's not that special

Looking like a real participation trophy wife over there like Wish.com made a GreatValue brand

by DatOneDudeNobodyKnows October 20, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. November 11, 2025

Whore's trophy

Translated from the Brazilian Portuguese expression: "Trofeu de rapariga".

Those single stem roses wrapped in plastic sold at bars, only bought by guys who want to impress girls but are running out of material, such as good conversation, jokes and dance moves.

Girl #1: "How was your date last night?"
Girl#2: " It was awful at the begenning of the night, but then he bought me a "Whore's trophy" so I splept with him.
Girl #1: " Wow, you earned that rose, whore!!"

by Cranky Nanny March 15, 2010

blows like a tropical depression

Being so bad at sucking dick they dont even deserve a name.

Dude 1 "So howd it go with Brittany last night?"
Dude 2 "Who? Oh! Man she blows like a tropical depression."
Dude 1 "Damn, so shes just sexual conquest Number 34?"
Dude 2 "Yup."

by Merten December 6, 2010

the old trophy

Noun
Your penis
Most commonly used for saying you had to masterbate.

I just had to shine the old trophy...

by <•_•> May 12, 2017

magia san tropez

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by Lelzo515 February 2, 2018

3rd place trophy wife

A woman, who would not necessarily be viewed as beautiful, but because of her husband's ability to secure a younger gal is seen by him as a great catch.

After he divorced his wife of 42 years, old Goldsmith got himself a 3rd Place Trophy Wife.

by Slamb Doctor May 7, 2018