bottle my water

A sexual reference phrase for girls who stand up against the bottled water movement. They want people to stop using plastic bottles.

Damn Andrea is really bottling Devon's water tonight!

Andrea: Bottled water is not only more expensive and damaging, but is usually filled with tap water.
Mike: You can bottle my water ;)

by russiannibba69 December 13, 2017

bottle lip

The result of drinking liquor directly from The bottle. Usually causing the bottom lip to stand out in a putting manner

Ms. Edna was a profuse drinker for many years. Now she has bottle lip

by KingZulu December 20, 2017

Shooting water bottle rockets

The act of masturbating while having your partner douche your ass.

Steve & Matt seems to always enjoy leaving to go shooting water bottle rockets together. Such nice boys

by BiggestDickLarry April 22, 2018

Bottled twater

Water that can be found for sale in grocery stores that is virtually indistinguishable from actual tap water.

I don't know why you waste your money on that bottled twater its the same thing.

My kid came home with a case of bottled twater so had to remind him how close he is to 18 years old and by the way he looked at me I don't think he knew what I was getting at.

by sillysilverswag May 3, 2018

bottle coddle

The parental behavior of letting their child use the baby bottle too long.

You don't have to bottle coddle him. You should wean him off breast milk.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

Bottled it

When you're about to achieve something great but you fail at the last moment.

+Dude, he is about to win this race.

-Let's see.
+Nevermind, he bottled it already. So Super_GT

by AnDrEwFigi December 4, 2018

spunk the bottle

During the sesh someone spills the beer/bong/shottie bottle. That person has 'spunked the bottle'

John tried to catch the open beer can but it spilled on the floor. He had spunk the bottle

by FaceItYoDead August 12, 2017