face custard

male ejaculate that ends up on a partners face, either intentionally or accidentally.

I think you have a bit of face custard on your chin.

by jimb0ne January 13, 2012

face-mash

To shove someone's head by placing an open palm on the person's face and pushing. Similar to a slap, but without the speed and with the force directed forward rather than sideways; typically used to escalate a verbal argument just before coming to blows. It's the most offensive thing you can do to a person without causing them pain.

You can't face-mash a guy without expecting to get punched in the face.

by Aaronomus November 25, 2013

Emo Face

When someone is looking very sad they are said to have an emo face - an emo being someone who looks depressed most of the time

Whats wrong with her, she has such the emo face

by jojo335 October 29, 2010

Breakdown Face

A threepiece band from South Wales who are best known for being the pioneers of the musical (or not musical, as the case may be) genre "shitcore." An intentionally awful band whose lyrical content includes stories of robots who smoke weed and descriptions of getting erections over slutty nurse's uniforms.

Guy 1: Hey, what are you listening to?
Guy 2: Breakdown Face!
Guy 1: Oh man! This is shit!
Guy 2: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE!

by Basstard March 08, 2011

joto face

One whose face is most definitely homosexual looking.

Look at that joto face over their, he looks like Liberace.

by john nathansville October 04, 2007

Party Face

When a girl/guy in their 20's party's SO much and SO hard they be looking like their in their 40's

"You see that chick over there, she's single"

"Yeah but that B has got mad Party Face tho"

by Sonny Black Monster March 18, 2014

Eat Face

in snowboarding: to have an extremely bad fall which caused you to get a mouth full of snow.

this jump looks intense. I'm going to eat face

by steasefactor December 20, 2010