Dick Twin

When two bros find that they have identical penises.

“WOW BRO! Nice dick! It looks just like mine! You must be my dick twin!”

by Neubekk June 19, 2019

Dick pee

The substance that leaves the male urethra after filtration of the blood via the kidneys.

College professor: what is the name of the substance that is excreted from the body in the liquid form?

Student: Dick pee.

College professor: That is correct.

by Froto Saggins December 30, 2018

glue dick

A condition that occurs to males, usually after a night of sex. The male goes into the bathroom to urinate, and a paste almost clogs his urethra. The result is not one, but two (or more) streams are released. One hits the toilet seat, one runs down the male's leg, and one hits the cat. The toilet water is never touched.

I had to shower and change my pants because glue dick sprayed all over the bathroom again!

by randalllflagg July 27, 2013

Dick-visit

When a female comes over to your home strictly for but not limited to the interaction with a mans penis, or "Street Cannon" as David Burns has coined it.

David: Hey Seth, do you want to come over tonight and throw eggs at passing vehicles from the roof of my apartment complex?

Seth: I can't tonight. Christina is coming over for a Dick-visit.

by Rich Dickson September 24, 2010

Kicked dick

An amped-up, testosterone (with a hint of estrogen) fueled version of "kicked ass". When an event, party, night out, etc. goes well beyond what would be conventionally expected or at all appropriate, taking it completely to the next level. In either a great, terrible or an utterly disturbing way.

Dude #1- That beerfest birthday pubcrawl yesterday totally "kicked dick".
Dude #2- Oh my God I know, if Richard Marx was alive he would totally write a song about it.
Dude #1- Wait, what? Hey, do you know how to get dead hooker smell out of a tuxedo?
Dude #2- Yeah, it's just like getting gum out, you have to rub more dead hooker on it.

by wizecracker October 06, 2016

young dick

Expression used by sexual predators when referring to adolescent male prey.

I need to get me some young dick.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019

Missile Dick

An uncircumcised cock. The term missle dick comes from its tapered tip from the foreskin giving a Titan II missile appearance.

I just left the locker room and never have I seen more missile dicks.

by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016