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Tree semen

noun, tree sap or insect honeydew, secreted by insect colonies living in branches. Commonly found on cars parked under a large trees. The liquid is sticky and difficult to remove, residuals are white in colour and can damage paint work when dried. Removal becomes increasingly difficult as the tree semen dries up.
Shit man, that tree tried to inseminate my Bimmer last night, I got effing tree semen all over the bonnet, windscreen and doors.
by Chrisanthynum July 27, 2010
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jamaican palm tree slam

female jumps off a palm tree onto the penis of a man
can u perform a jamaican palm tree slam on me please?
by Mr. Mercy August 6, 2011
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Megan Thee Stallion

One of the most obnoxious rappers to exist in 2020 (and that’s saying something). She dominates the very prominent majority of gen Z’rs who shake their asses in front of their phones for a TikTok
I tried to listen to one of Megan Thee Stallion’s songs and my ears started uncontrollably bleeding

I was at a concert and witnessed 13 white girls shaking their boney asses to Megan Thee Stallion for a TikTok...I’m leaving this planet
by notsoclassykissassy December 7, 2020
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tree slugger

An anti-enviromentalist; someone who hates trees; opposite of tree hugger (someone who hits rather than hugs trees)
Wow. When I told that guy to stop global warming, he said "I don't care about the enviroment." what a tree slugger!
by powderski11 January 13, 2008
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Where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears

A secluded hang out that few know about. where a man and woman can go to fuck and no one will know and there is usually no one around so you can shit in private.
I'm going to where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears are you coming with me?
by Deep Blue 2012 September 10, 2009
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tree swap

When one jumps, swings, or somehow moves from one tree to another using only the branches of the two trees.
Tends to be rather cool; however, coolness varies depending on the distance from tree to tree, as well as the difficulty of the tree swap.
Dude, did you see that awesome tree swap Jake pulled off?
Yeah, man, that was probably the coolest tree swap I've ever seen.
by verduras June 26, 2007
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tree-slaughteringly awesome

incredible in a gruesome, morally profane, who-gives-a-shit kind of way.
we're going to tear this shit up tonight.. it's gonna be tree-slaughteringly awesome.
by MikoIchigo May 15, 2009
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