cock jockey

when a straight man simps for another man purely because hes popular.

jack coffey is a cock jockey fam
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by james purdy October 29, 2020

Chicken Jockey

A Popular meme which originates from A Minecraft Movie.

"Dude did you hear? The last post on 4Chan was Chicken Jockey."
"Nahhh that's crazy."

by AcidJace April 21, 2025

Jockey/Jock

A woman who takes advantage of a Simp. Simp maker. Entertains Simps for material things in return without actually doing anything for the Simp. The woman may have several Simps trying to win her over. But she doesn’t givaaa fuck about them.

He’s a Simp, he will do anything for me just for my attention.

Phhhhh why there so many damm Simps in my snap?

Who makes Simps? Jockeys. They ride yaaaa, till they reach their destination then hop off that

Jockey/Jocks- A woman who takes advantage of a Simp

by Queen of Jockeys/Simp Maker April 12, 2020

Cum Jockeys

People who dick ride someone trying to gain benefit

"Look at those Jackasses defending Elon Musk on twitter like they're going to get something from it"
"What a bunch of Cum Jockeys"

by CockPeener May 31, 2021

Elephant Jockey

Person from a far eastern country that rides elephants or uses them to make a living during the normal course of their life in their native country.

Man that elephant jockey from the far east is so backwards he is messing up my business.

by OG Dog March 1, 2018

knob jockey

when someone is being a right tosser

last week jack said my mum was fit, hes a right knob jockey

by St Dudley the V March 5, 2022

Chicken Jockey

used as a meme phrase from the minecraft movie

"i have to fight a chicken?" "Chicken Jockey!"

by Cluxyed April 9, 2025