jamming to the cut

Jammin out listening to something that gets you hyped up and ready for the day/workout “whatever helps you tap into your great positive energy”.

( the statement in parenthesis
pəˈrenTHəsə was not written by me)

“Gotta love his Nostalgia. I swear gets me all hyped up. Next thing you know Ive been jamming to the cut cleaning dancing like a fool in my socks and pajamas”

by Nonosworld May 7, 2021

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022

Ass Jam

When your underwear gets all bunched up in your ass on a hot day.

Man, I’ve got some serious ass jam going on today

by Lil DaveyPete January 17, 2022

Smurf jam

When a midget creams

“Yo bro I just bucked a midget and her shit was Smurf jamming 👻”

by anonymous April 20, 2022

Rope Jam

An opportunity for practitioners of kinbaku/shibari/rope bondage/rope work to gather and learn how to tie and be tied in a friendly, collegial environment. Rope jams are not play/sex parties but rather focus on the technical aspects of bondage.

I learnt to tie a single column tie at the last rope jam.

by stroodiboodi June 16, 2021

Bread and jam

Smelly,unkept trampy sort of person

Smells like bread and jam

by Bread and jam May 16, 2021

fender jam

In winter, that brown and off-white amalgam of snow, ice, salt, sand, and other assorted debris that collects in the wheel wells and/or under the fenders of any vehicle that is so equipped. See also toe jam.

Before leaving, warm up the car and clean out the fender jam.

by Hendy June 25, 2004