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Italian handshake

Where your mum gives you a hand job to go to sleep
I loved the Italian handshake my older girlfriend gave me.
by GeneralHandshaker August 27, 2025
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Holy Handshake

When someone gives you a blow job to finish and then immediately shakes the hands of any jehovas witnesses or any person of a church knocking at your front door without washing their hands prior.
Yeah, that priest didn't know he got a holy handshake from my wife...
by GuitarGod2315 September 27, 2025
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Hellish handshake

One of two things, Either you later your hand in hot sauce and grope the berries or you wrap your hand with thorns and give a handy.
He wants to do it with me so bad. I'll give him a hellish handshake and see how much he likes that!
by flexydevil May 8, 2023
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Canadian Handshake

An threateningly unspecified action involving a bag of hockey pucks and a lot of warm gravy.
Tony's been talking shit. I think it's about time we take him out back and give him a Canadian Handshake.
by DontTrustHorseGirls December 11, 2023
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Siamese handshake

Three people make a Oreo. The outside people lock hands and give a handy j to the inside person.
Logan and Rory gave a mean Siamese handshake to Bob.
by It's not broken July 6, 2018
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A “single-status-scoping” maneuver to see whether a hot chick whom you’re interested in is rocking anything besides “non-official” finger-jewelry.
Using da triple-s double-handshake clasp is merely one of several pleasant hands-accessing techniques to visually determine if a gal is wearing wedding and/or engagement rings --- doing finger-interlacings, playing fingertips or palm-juggle or wrist-clap, or performing other soh-shuh-buhl activities wif her pretty hands are all good ways of figuring out whether said attractive damsel might be someone whom you could either court yourself or at least consider asking for a “more than just a hands-and-feet relationship” status.
by QuacksO November 21, 2024
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Kengaroo Handshake

The act of rubbing one's testicles on anothers in a handshaking manner.
dude, that guy is so gay. i bet he loves kengaroo handshakes.
by Steve0004 March 13, 2025
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