by RNDRPS November 25, 2017
That ache you get in your muscles when you haven’t gotten off the couch for days. Eventually your muscles start camping from the couch no matter how often you change which side you are lying on.
I haven’t gotten off the couch for three days, you won’t believe the couch cramp I am dealing with right now.
by Case Lee January 26, 2019
The couch is a couch in every theater department, usually in a practice room or above the stage, that is strictly used for sex.
by Professional Among Us September 08, 2021
“Janice, I havent seen you for days! You seem tired, where have you been?”
“I was coolin’ at my house, I just got out of couching.”
“I was coolin’ at my house, I just got out of couching.”
by Steve Blends May 06, 2022
Slang for "taking a dump". Coined by the nefarious Jeff, when his friend Sam mentioned on gchat that he was going to be afk while he started "unboxing the couch". However, mid unboxing, Sam needed to release his bowels.
Since pooping could be seen metaphorically as "unboxing the couch", the term then became synonymous with pooping.
Since pooping could be seen metaphorically as "unboxing the couch", the term then became synonymous with pooping.
by jefficient August 10, 2013
The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people.
by chessapphire1214 January 14, 2009
by Happy dude leftist August 07, 2024