Lady in the Window 

Visible greenery in the Nostril Forest

You've got a giant lady in the window!! That's disgusting!!

Lady in the Window by SmittyLou August 27, 2008

Middle-of-the-workday hot 

When a female seems hotter during the workday, than she actually is.

At 1:00pm on a Monday at work: wow Susan is hot!

At 10pm on Saturday at a club: Is that the same Susan from work? WTF

Susan is "middle-of-the-workday hot"

Middle-of-the-workday hot by Danswer88 December 21, 2008

heat up the water 

1. to get high
2. to have a plan 4 the day

1. a man if u got the money lets heat up the water
2. im bored as fuck wanna heat up the water

heat up the water by thetruth35 February 1, 2010

sheets to the wind 

A scalar quantity to describe state of mind, preferably a state of drunkenness with 0 being the smallest possible quantity and 100 being at the top of the scale. Place your coinciding number in front of the phrase to illustrate how drunk you are.

Yo, I went to work 70 sheets to the wind and not only did they send me home but I got driven home.

sheets to the wind by cl8on August 24, 2010

Sold Out to the Woman

similar to selling out to the man, when a man (or woman) changes who they are, what they like, or how they act in order to impress a female. The power of women is so intense, only those with the strongest of wills can avoid such an atrocity.

I remember when me and Jeff used to listen to Led Zeppelin and ZZ Top Together as kids, but ever since he sold out to the woman all he listens to is Nickelback.

Sold Out to the Woman by The Picksters January 11, 2011

soda in the water cup 

When a cheap bastard or "badass" kid orders a free water and fills it up with soda in a fast food restaurant. Also a sick song by Attila.

"Bitch at mcdonalds just saw me put soda in the water cup."

"Omg I'm rank 2 badass cuz I put soda in the water cup!!!"

"Dude I just listened to soda in the water cup. Sickest shit ever. Fronz is a beast."

soda in the water cup by Sparrow136 July 17, 2014

travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates 

a) spontaneously doing things and trying to accomplish big projects without having though them through comme du monde

b) going on unplanned, retargerous (to most rational people), harebrained adventures

i don't want my kids travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates; i want them to grow up pragmatic and rational people.

travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates by Uncle Dimma January 3, 2015