Post-natal slip and slide

The having of sex with the resulting wound after an Episiotomy, like a hotdog sliding through a bun.

Brian was promised a post-natal slip and slide after Haley’s birth.

by Moooosa January 10, 2020

V's Slip N' Slide

a virgin's way of doing everything but sex to avoid losing the "virgin" title. often very frustrating for the guy involved.

Vicki's dates usually end with V's Slip N' Slide, which usually results in no boyfriends.

by K-Dizzawg April 25, 2007

Slip-n-Slide Sex

Slip-n-slide sex is when you are fucking a girl doggie style and pull out and jizz on her back then immediately afterwards you push her down flat and thrust yourself forward on her back using your new "slippery" surface as your "Slip-n-slide ".

I had her near the end of the bed so when I was finished I had enough room for Slip-n-Slide Sex before raming into the headboard.

by Daring Darian Lake July 18, 2016

hot potato wasp slide

sticking your cock out of your pants then going up to a bee or wasp nest and shoving your cock in and out of the nest several times till you have multiple sting marks on your dick and balls then take a shit and go to the nearest grassy area and try and slide through your shit a couple times then go to the nearest pool, water park, lake, or any body of water and throw your poop at people yelling Marco polo.

George: hey Barbara I did the hot potato wasp slide in the El Alamein Memorial Fountain in Sydney.
Barbara: yeah I did too.
George: but you don't have a dick?
Barbara: I do its just hidden.
George: oh shit what a day!

by weedhead11111111111111111 May 10, 2018

Missouri Slip N' Slide

A substance made up of Viagra and Dimetapp that is smoked to get high.

Last night I smoked so much Missouri Slip N' Slide I collapsed.

by Sean and Andy October 18, 2004

Texas Slip N Slide

When a man inserts himself into his partner's anal cavity at a high velocity through the use of a Slip and slide or other slippery surface.

Goddamn Dave you gave me a prolapse from that Texas Slip N Slide last night !

by Seaman Deman May 30, 2016

Slo-mo side-slide

When you're stuck in LA and you can't check on your dad in Austin because of frozen weather.

Also, a deplorable sexual activity performed when the power is out.

My pops got caught in a slo-mo side-slide, and his dicks never been the same since

by haxauce February 1, 2023