Matthew Paradox

this phenomenon is when you are straight but people constantly doubt your sexuality and affirmly believe that you are Gay

Person 1: Are you sure your straight you seem pretty Gay
Person 2: oh no i just suffer from the Matthew Paradox

by MattyboyoXDFAM June 9, 2022

Matthew St.Kitts

A pitcher, with all the right moves.

Happy Valentine's Day Matthew St.Kitts!

by myobp February 13, 2010

Matthew Cotterill

A Matthew Cotterill is the biggest form of pussy bitch boy.This man is known as a beta male who gets bitched around by other people including small children .He is loveless and very unattractive and his mother usually gets passed around like a rag doll

Look at that guy he’s acting like such a Matthew cotterill

by Mark Askew 34 December 23, 2021

Matthew Bennett

A horny east belfastian that just absolutely loves it his dad also has a Porsche but here did you know he also has a big willy ha well yea his dad has an auction aswell oh and I almost forgot he has a taxi company to haha

Matthew Bennett smells sometimes

by Kirsten345 July 26, 2019

matthew stone

calling someone a matthew stone means you look like rodney trotter

oooooh look at that matthew stone over there, looks like such a rodney trotter.

by XmikestoneX November 4, 2011

matthew peluso

The sexiest person on the earth and his penis comes in many sizes

He's Such A Matthew Peluso Ohhh Matt

by 👌🏻👈🏻 September 2, 2017

Matthew Kane

The best defenceman in Cowan Heights Elementary

Wow that guy is so good he must be Matthew Kane

by mkane0617 May 30, 2019