Evan Turpin

The douchest man alive.
Wears douchy glasses.
Wears collared shirt and khakis.

Evan Turpin your're such a douche bag!

by Steven2210 December 17, 2017

Evan

A hot, strong, sexy man who is capable of anything when it comes to sex. He gets all the chicks he chooses.

Person 1: woah you see that guy over there? He looks like he’s good in bed.

Person 2: well of course that’s EVAN.

Person 1: oh

by Gay AL’s Big Gay Boat Ride January 11, 2018

Mitchell Evans

He is quite forgetful and is unaware of obvious things around him. Thou he is a good guy, he won’t hesitate to throw shade if necessary

“Your acting just like Mitchell Evans.”

by Red Barron 8810 January 14, 2018

Evan

Gay

Addie: Hey did you see Evan making his TERRIBLE quesadillas ?

Madi: Yeah he’s so gay!

by iambetterthanuineveryway January 3, 2020

Evans

Evans

That EVANS, what a Sweet Boy.

by Arlian Obtuse January 14, 2020

Evan

The most annoying person on this planet

Evan: Hey guess what
Nobody:
Evan: Heh heh, chicken butt

by chocolate negro January 18, 2020

Evan

sucks dick on the daily

Evan really likes to suck dick

by samuel sucks January 21, 2020