by Wet eggs May 13, 2019

The lie almost every most-likely mexican person says when they have an aggressive dog barking the shit outta you.
dog : *barking and snarling aggressively*
person 1 : "come in he doesn't bite "
Person 2 : * being bit and attacked by dog* YeS IT DOOoOoo
person 1 : "come in he doesn't bite "
Person 2 : * being bit and attacked by dog* YeS IT DOOoOoo
by floating_wierdoorweirdoidek December 30, 2020

when you insert you penis into your partner and she thinks it is too small then her vagina clamps on like a snake on a toad
by WildWhiteCristmas December 15, 2017

Tall ass hoe: wtf why did you just bite me
Short person: its April 20th, bite a tall person day duh!
Tall ass hoe: oh sorry I forgot
Short person: its April 20th, bite a tall person day duh!
Tall ass hoe: oh sorry I forgot
by Lindseylohansuperfan April 18, 2021

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by Yuhyuhbruhbruhyuh May 10, 2018

by stingRay98 August 1, 2025
