Wild Chaperone

The act of having sexual intercourse while watching your children play
My husband was at work when I went to Mikey's field trip. I was one hell of a Wild Chaperone!
by Satan's Hamster November 9, 2016
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Wild man

A person who’s name name rhymes with Mesus Mominguez. Slayer of all milfs. Destroyer of all hearts. Elon Musk’s protégé
You see that guy over there with a milf? He’s a wild man. I think his name is Mesus Mominguez
by MilfSlayer19604 January 3, 2023
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Probably one of the absolute worst movies ever made. Of course Disney had to fuck up another perfectly good film franchise, just like they did to Star Wars and many more.
Ice Age Adventures of Buck Wild destroyed my childhood
by Gopher7923 March 19, 2024
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Reap the Wild Wind

Reap the wild wind
A finger points to show a scene. (Take my hand. Take my hand.)
Another face where mine had been. (Take my hand. Take my hand.)
Another footstep where I once walked. (Take my hand)
Take it all.
You take my hand and give me your friendship.
I'll take my time and send you my slow reply.
Give me an inch and I'll make the best of it.
Take all you want and leave all the rest to die.
Reap the wild wind.
A footprint haunts an empty floor. (Take my hand. Take my hand.)
A fading coat that I once wore. (Take my hand. Take my hand.)
Oh, desolation where I once lived.
I have seen in times gone by.
I have felt a different shadow on the wall,
A stranglehold on a certain feeling.
You take my hand and give me your friendship.
I'll take my time and send you my slow reply.
Give me an inch and I'll make the best of it.
Take all you want and leave all the rest to die.
Reap the wild wind.
You take my hand and give me your friendship.
I'll take my time and send you my slow reply.
Give me an inch and I'll make the best of it.
Take all you want and leave all the rest to die.
Reap the wild wind.
by Death Menace April 16, 2023
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Wild

"Bruh, I got a F on my test, and Mrs B wont let me retake it!"

"Broo dhatts wild!!"
by Coolkidd236 August 21, 2018
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J.R. Wild

A human being that is confused on its actual ethnic roots, it oftentimes claims African/hispanic descent whenever convenient given the conversation or topic. Creates very, very sub-par music with a mix of auto tune and lots of heavy editing to make it seem like they have talent. You can rest assure that the J.R is almost always handed things it doesn’t deserve and makes it’s own father ride a bike to work while taking advantage of driving a car .25 miles to school as a High School Senior.
Hey bro, wanna listen to some good music?”

Nah man, I prefer J.R. Wild”
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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Wild Collection

A line of deodorants and antiperspirants whose names are composed of the name of a wild animal e.g. "Wolf" and a random word that only remotely relates to the wild animal e.g. "Thorn" To make the name, they just smash those words together e.g. "Wolfthorn" Despite the uncreative names, most of them smell great. Scents include Wolfthorn, Bearglove, Lionpride, Hawkridge, Foxcrest, and Krakengärd.
"Hey, nice scent! What is it?"
"Thank you, it's Wolfthorn. Part of Old Spice's Wild Collection."
by FreddyThePickle August 16, 2018
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