French Vanilla

A handjob in the bathroom of a OnRoute along the 401, usually costing about $3.00.

Stopped at the OnRoute near Belleville for a coffee and a french vanilla from my buddy Adam.

by 401Trucker March 11, 2019

Vanilla Flavoured

The state of being boring, mediocre and something tasteless white people would enjoy.

Hayley and John embarked on their vanilla flavoured contiki tour, distracted from Europe’s real beauty by watered down margaritas and on-boat shopping.

by Neilske September 27, 2021

not vanilla club

A sex toy subscription company

Hey did you get your Not Vanilla Club order this month?

by bmg-definitions August 20, 2019

Vanilla pound cake

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.

Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.

by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025

vanilla nut

White Boi that blows his load prematurely

That guy was a definitely a vanilla nut

by Mckinney1 March 8, 2017

Vanilla Cupcake

Code for wanting to have sex but keeping it suddle, generally asked when there are to many people around say say it directly

A guy and a girl were hitting it off at a bar with their friends. The guy asks "Hey, do you want a vanilla cupcake? " The girl says "Sure." Then they leave the bar together.

by bu11seye456 June 12, 2018

Vanilla Ice Cream Machine

A threesome involving at least two men. Both men ejaculate inside the third person. Then, they swap and suck each other's semen out of the third person.

Rick and Mick got super freaky with Sara and performed a vanilla ice cream machine.

by JulianKrauseLover97 November 1, 2025