Cock wipe…Tool used for mopping up semen, which would have otherwise been spilled upon your formerly pristine Dungeons and Dragons sheets, to prevent ur mom from putting her hand into ur icky sticky penis goo while doing the laundry.
1)Kenzie: "God ur such a cock wipe!"
Tristin: "Hey! Did u just call me a SOCK?"
2)Mom: "Honey what is all over this sock? It is all stuck together."
George: "Nothing mom....its ummm drool?"
Frank: "Dude ur mom just found ur cock wipe."
Tristin: "Hey! Did u just call me a SOCK?"
2)Mom: "Honey what is all over this sock? It is all stuck together."
George: "Nothing mom....its ummm drool?"
Frank: "Dude ur mom just found ur cock wipe."
by Twat twat June 25, 2007
Get the Cock wipemug. (translation); "Ah, I see events have not taken their ideal course"
uk expression of vexation/mild stomach pain
favourite saying of James May of top gear in event of catastrophe/death/fire
uk expression of vexation/mild stomach pain
favourite saying of James May of top gear in event of catastrophe/death/fire
by jnm42 August 19, 2008
Get the Oh, Cockmug. by Tabl December 19, 2020
Get the Cock hawkingmug. The Metric counterpart of Mile of Dick.
1 kilometer =100,000 centimeters (cm)
Average Penis Size is 13.12cm. (5.16 inches)
100,000cm / 13.12cm= 7,621.95
There is approximately 7,622 dicks in a Kilometer
*Fun thing to say when online gaming*
1 kilometer =100,000 centimeters (cm)
Average Penis Size is 13.12cm. (5.16 inches)
100,000cm / 13.12cm= 7,621.95
There is approximately 7,622 dicks in a Kilometer
*Fun thing to say when online gaming*
Your Mother has a Kilometer of Cock twice a week!
Sally Sue is on a quest to achieve her ‘Kilometer of Cock’ trophy!
Sally Sue is on a quest to achieve her ‘Kilometer of Cock’ trophy!
by NobeeCares September 13, 2023
Get the Kilometer of Cockmug. 1. A man who enjoys, or is forced to endure, having one or more dicks shoved down his throat causing him to choke on the dick(s) and/or gargle on a mixture of cum and his own spit.
2. A man who gives particularly loud blow jobs and would rather that his partner cum in his throat as opposed to his mouth. Sounds could include choking, gargling, moaning, suction noises, and slurping.
2. A man who gives particularly loud blow jobs and would rather that his partner cum in his throat as opposed to his mouth. Sounds could include choking, gargling, moaning, suction noises, and slurping.
by riknasty January 20, 2014
Get the Cock Swagglermug. A Cherry On Cock is when a woman freezes her period blood into a ball, and then inserts it into a mans urethra.
by wammywammy October 20, 2021
Get the Cherry On Cockmug. Sally and Tracey are at the pool in Lanzarote.
Tracey “OMG check out that guy getting out the pool”
Sally “look at the cock chevron on that”
Tracey “fuck he’s buff, he can chew on my hairy oyster any time”
Tracey “OMG check out that guy getting out the pool”
Sally “look at the cock chevron on that”
Tracey “fuck he’s buff, he can chew on my hairy oyster any time”
by Dentbag June 2, 2019
Get the cock chevronmug.