Neck Jr.

nickname for Governor and US Senator George Allen.

Neck Jr. stayed in his neck of the woods to win politically.

by Coop Dupe June 12, 2018

necks penis

A huge cock ready for penetrating tight loli pussy doodoo style. Lubed up with diarrhea and loli tears, Neck's penis is primed and ready for any guy or girl who happens to come across the raw dick.

Wow, look at Necks penis! It's so big

Yeah I know. I envy those lolis who get penetrated.

by Evanbrohl July 6, 2018

NECK TALKER

A person who speaks needlessly about stuff that he knows nothing about. Normally directed to a specific person.

He was just talking out his neck. Neck Talker.

by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018

IPad Neck

Chronic condition whereby an IPad user suffers severe neck pain from peering downward on their Ipad. IPad users can be distinguished from afar by a noticeable neck twitch or wringing of the neck.

Because I peered downward to read my iPad for 3 hours straight, my doctor concluded that I had "IPad neck".

by Aaploverrated March 12, 2012

Neck Stank

When one has a smelling neck, with grease hair, and a lot of body odor.

"Dang Bryce, yo neck stank boi."
"Gentry yo neck stanky bro."

by Max "Swaggy B" Bennett March 15, 2017

Neck Shrek

A Neck Shrek is someone who feasts on glizzies like there's no tomorrow. Will literally go green while giving the vacuum-sealed, double-hand twisting Gluck Gluck 9000 with ogre strength.

"Hey bro, did you end up chillin' with that girl?"
"Yeah bro, she's a real Neck Shrek. She gobbled the glizzy and yelled, 'Get out of my swamp!'"

by NeckShrek001 May 4, 2022

Neck kitty

When a cat (doesn't matter what age) sleeps or lays on your neck.

I love my cat, she's a Neck kitty!

by Cheesedevourer February 17, 2021