1. A school known primaryily for its football, though it has three less national titles than it's superior rivals Oklahoma.
2. A school embarrassingly immune to logical or coherant thought, most exemplified by the God-awful nickname of it's mascot, BEVO!!!
2. A school embarrassingly immune to logical or coherant thought, most exemplified by the God-awful nickname of it's mascot, BEVO!!!
Guy 1: God, who thought Bevo would be a good name for a mascot?
Guy 2: The University of Texas.
Guy 1: Oh, well that makes sense now.
Guy 2: The University of Texas.
Guy 1: Oh, well that makes sense now.
by How does 5-7 taste? December 8, 2010
Get the University of Texasmug. A shithole of a town located in the 817 Metroplex of DFW North Texas. Not too far from Denton and Dallas, it is often referred to as the "K-Hole" for it's striking similarities to being stuck in an endless psychedelic/drug induced coma.
by Aredjay October 8, 2008
Get the Keller Texasmug. A small little town hardly any ppl have heard of that has way 2 much drama and 2 many sluts!!! is so small doesnt have a mcdonalds or any fast food resteraunt other than DQ and Sonic. Place where no one wants 2 live cuz its boring as hell!!
biggest rivals of sealy texas hates sealy with a passion.
biggest rivals of sealy texas hates sealy with a passion.
Hey i live in bellville, Texas.
whats that?
-_- sealy.
hey did u hear bout that podunk town called Bellvilkle?
no what happened?
the whole freshman class got pregnent/a std.
hey person from Bellville wat do u have 2 do here?
nothing its boring as hell.
oh i know what we can do lets go defile sealy turf or do donuts inh some one s feild.
whats that?
-_- sealy.
hey did u hear bout that podunk town called Bellvilkle?
no what happened?
the whole freshman class got pregnent/a std.
hey person from Bellville wat do u have 2 do here?
nothing its boring as hell.
oh i know what we can do lets go defile sealy turf or do donuts inh some one s feild.
by Crazy__baby! December 16, 2010
Get the Bellville, Texasmug. the crappiest town omg! full of backwards thinking white trashy rednecks or semi rich kids but obviously if they were that rich they wouldnt be living in the middle of nowhere!
sad little place only known for "texas tech" haha thats all this place has also full of slutts and weird as shit people and not the good weird. i almost feel bad for anyone who has to live there everyone in a sense is so politically correct its pathetic.....cops everywhere you cant get away with anything, a shitty ass mall,dirt and cotton everywhere.
this place sucks do not go here! you might breathe in an std hah!
sad little place only known for "texas tech" haha thats all this place has also full of slutts and weird as shit people and not the good weird. i almost feel bad for anyone who has to live there everyone in a sense is so politically correct its pathetic.....cops everywhere you cant get away with anything, a shitty ass mall,dirt and cotton everywhere.
this place sucks do not go here! you might breathe in an std hah!
texas guy: i like wearing cowboy boots.
new york kid: wtf? just cuz you live in texas doesant mean you have to be a redneck.
texas guy: i'm from lubbock texas!
new york kid: even worse this place is s speck of dirt compared to houston or austin the only places worth visiting here....im outa here.
lubbock, texas=shit
new york kid: wtf? just cuz you live in texas doesant mean you have to be a redneck.
texas guy: i'm from lubbock texas!
new york kid: even worse this place is s speck of dirt compared to houston or austin the only places worth visiting here....im outa here.
lubbock, texas=shit
by ccc18 August 26, 2010
Get the lubbock, texasmug. A sexual position in which two men stand on either side of another person (usually a man) and are given simultaneous handjobs.
Traditionally, this takes place between straight males as punishment for losing or general humiliation. However, in can mean any 3 people arranged in this double-handjob configuration.
Traditionally, this takes place between straight males as punishment for losing or general humiliation. However, in can mean any 3 people arranged in this double-handjob configuration.
by pickled_pepper21 May 12, 2018
Get the texas kayakmug. Example. "You all go sit on the couch and I will Texas Sandstorm you. Make sure you close your eyes and open your mouths!"fart
by jdizzell April 28, 2014
Get the texas sandstormmug. by I don’t know why I’m on here February 7, 2018
Get the Texas Ringstingmug.