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1. A school known primaryily for its football, though it has three less national titles than it's superior rivals Oklahoma.

2. A school embarrassingly immune to logical or coherant thought, most exemplified by the God-awful nickname of it's mascot, BEVO!!!
Guy 1: God, who thought Bevo would be a good name for a mascot?

Guy 2: The University of Texas.

Guy 1: Oh, well that makes sense now.
by How does 5-7 taste? December 8, 2010
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