offensively tan

When someone chooses to get a tan so dark that it becomes offensive to Hispanics and African Americans.

Tanner: I'm going to get a tan today.
*tanner comes out of tanning salon*

Friend:damn girl, you're so tan. You're like "offensively tan" I'm so jells.

by Fancypanski February 20, 2014

dick tan

the process of tanning your penis, common on nude beaches

Yo dude, can I see that sick dick tan you were talking about?

by JuiceJosh July 20, 2020

wilkes barre tan

Being fat white trash and tanning under the sun, out front of a busy public street, in 88 degree weather, while stuck to a metal futon out on the side of the curb.

Hey man, let's go get Wilkes Barre Tans!

Yeah, I wanna get CRISPY!

by BrambleFaggotFag June 02, 2018

You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.

'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'

by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023

tan tip

When you have sex for hours and burn the tip of your shaft tan

I banged that prostitute so long last night I got a tan tip.

by 13 inches June 15, 2023

Theater Tan

Refers to actors (usually Caucasian) who are extremely pale and barely go outside at all.

Jerry spent his whole life on stage that he’s starting to develop a theater tan.

by P@stywh!tedude January 07, 2024

Tan Piglet

The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to say oink after finishing her meal.

“Dude, wanna come to the party during the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”

“HELL YEAH!”

by MrSunki November 27, 2023