Shout Talking 

Loud, intense, boisterous, uninterrupted COVID conversation. Often during a Zoom call, one will shout talk to ensure that their voice is heard.

The conversation in the Office pertaining to COVID was so loud that shout talking was the only way to get a word in edgewise.

Shout Talking by EcoGirl22 October 19, 2020

Dual Tasking 

When you do two things at one time

Im Mining Stone to get rocks and clear out the land, Im Dual Tasking.

Dual Tasking by Hoodini2209 March 3, 2021

I was just talking to (Boss's Name) 

The get out of jail free card when your supervisor asks why you were late.

Said when you clearly slept in or more than one occasion but don't want to let anyone know there is a trend developing.

(Supervisor) "Jim! You're 20 minutes late for the start of your shift."
(Jim) "Yeah sorry, I was just talking to (Boss's Name), the CEO of the company."
(Supervisor) "Oh well in that case, no problems"

I was just talking to (Boss's Name) by OxfordSalty! July 27, 2011

excuse me im talking 

something u say when you are trying to dominate a conversation.

i have been having some issues with...
excuse me im talking!

excuse me im talking by nobody else here May 29, 2017

I’m taking the kids 

What Karen says right after she wants a divorce.
...
Karen if you are reading this please let me see the kids it’s been 5 months now.

Karen: I want a divorce

You: *le crying meme face*
Karen: and I’m taking the kids
You: *dies*

I’m taking the kids by Moldybread August 16, 2019

dead man talking

Typically the last words of someone being killed, or a victim pleading for their life.

Police officer one: We have a "dead man talking" on camera. Police officer two "Oh shit"

dead man talking by mlhiss June 1, 2020

It’s the algorithm talking 

When people that you care about have been negatively manipulated by social media falsehoods, nonsense and conspiracy theories.

Similar to ‘it’s the whiskey talking’ when friends lose their filter after a night of drinking.

Cut Uncle Lenny some slack - it’s the algorithm talking.

It’s the algorithm talking by PittsburghG January 23, 2021