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Milk Toast Pussy

Character definition:
A person that acts tough or has a position of power that acts blind when crime happens all around them and they do nothing but take the government hush money.

EXAMPLE: A city council person that forces mask wearing on everyone, knowing it is illegal but the contract says they must do it in order to receive their federal grant money AND they force children to be used by big pharma to be used as LAB RATS in their own schools. Because... you know... that money is just too darn good.

PATRIOT STREET FIGHTER- Origin of "Milk Toast Pussy"
My city council member is a milk toast pussy.
by Ghost Justice September 18, 2022
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hee hee toast

Describing what someone does that's really funny.
You see a friend do something hilarious.

You: you were like,
hee hee toast!
by adriana johnson March 31, 2009
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Fuck Mothering Toaster Strudel

That one little smug son of a bitch that will stick itself up your mothers' anus

Toaster Strudel: "Oh fuck yeah, johnny's mother is home, and taking off her clothes; time to dive in!"
"Oh, damn! that fuck mothering toaster strudel sent itself up my mom's ass again!"
by J_3_T January 13, 2017
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dick stuck in a toaster

when somone is acting nonchalantly about a serious situation.
"Man richard has got himself into some serious debt with the canadian mafia, they'll break his legs for sure."
"I kniw, but he doesn't care at all, he's got his dick stuck in a toaster for sure.
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The Burnt Toast

Fuck a girl in the eye socket so hard your dinky pokes her brain, causing her to scream "I smell burnt toast!"
last night i gave a girl the burnt toast, it was hilarious
by burnttoastmaster69 January 26, 2010
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powdered toast man

when a gay male sprinkles a generous amount of cinnamon and sugar inside of the ass crack then fucks his submissive partner (grabbin his ass cheeks)while the receipient backs it up so it resembles ren and stimpys powdered toast man flying backwards then lands on the givers face thus making it a sweet rim job
kareem has a sweet tooth so he called his steady boyfriend over for a powdered toast man
by nahlidge508 August 18, 2009
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toast

toast is a game you play with 4-5 guys. sit in a circle, put a piece of toast in the middle, and you all have to cum on the toast. the last one to cum on the toast looses and they have to eat it.
damn, did you see jim's face last night after he lost toast, i would hate to have been him dude!
by omg ashley March 3, 2009
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