Bird/chair

Bird/chair the most perfect human being on earth, Perfect in every way. Their personality is amazing <3 Best person you could ask for!

Have you heard about bird/chair?
Person 1: Oh that perfect person?
Person 2: they are amazing

by Yamslver June 9, 2021

Chair rocker

a hoe.

Stacy is such a chair rocker

by @_waldo_2 December 14, 2019

milking chair

A concept from an artwork originating from rule 34‚ the milking chair is used by futas so that their dick can be sucked. Also my dog died.

Person 1: I love our new milking chair. Person 2: Same‚ it's almost as good as the Travis Scott meal.

by IdealisticMarbles October 5, 2022

Origami Timeout Chair

When you tuck a single mom's legs behind her own shoulders and fuck her while she's seated in a "timeout chair" until she utters nothing but gibberish for 5 minutes straight.

I gave that MILF I met at the bar last night the “origami timeout chair” after we went back to her place… Left her talking like she needed a short bus.

by Vermont Department of Health March 19, 2025

chaired

mechanism by which the closest inanimate object, usually a chair, is used to adjust attitudes and minimize violents assaults against innocent People of Color perpetrated by racist, entitled, hateful white people who may be in possession of personal property such as pontoon boats

I’m so glad that unprovoked gang assault by those racist white criminals against that innocent dock security guard was thwarted when they all got chaired.

by Lisiunia August 11, 2023

Chair

Something you sit on so you don't have to sit on the floor.

Hey can I use that chair ovwer there

Of course you can!

by Goofyahhhhh September 29, 2022

Chair Griddy

Doing the griddy while sitting in a chair at the same time.

Me: bro what are you doing?

Henry: I’m doing the chair griddy

by Bing chilling gaylord November 29, 2022