Third law of Thugonomics

The third law of thugonamics states: the one who sent the cheeked up pineapple is trying to cover up the fact that he lied

OJ Simpson proceeds to send a dancing pineapple with a big butt after the glove doesn’t fit. This is an example of the Third Law of Thugonomics

by Nike Toon October 19, 2025

Third World Stare

The Stare someone from the third world gives you as they look at you like an alien, with little going on in their own head

Jeez that guy on the bus is really giving me a third world stare

by PaolitoAB October 21, 2025

third-party authority

A slang term for "external authority", which is commonly imposed by parents, teachers, institutions, and employers to children, teenagers, and younger adults — but not that commonly imposed to seniors old enough to retire

I can't stand how third-party authority controls our lives—parents and teachers are always dictating what we can do, while seniors just chill and enjoy their freedom!

by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

third party thinker

Someone who uses AI chatbots excessively, like they're outsourcing every thought

No no no, only third party thinkers actually pay for ChatGPT.

by tromboneboi9 December 1, 2025

The Third Man Paradox

This is an oldie but a goodie.

The Third Man Paradox

Theist "I think God is real because thus!"

Atheist "I don't think God is real because thus!"

Third Man "I can prove whether it's real or not to both of you immediately."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

Dubson’s Third Law

When your partner poops into a diaper and you take their feces and shove it up your own asshole and poop it back out

“Babe, what are you tryna do tonight?”

“I’m tryna teach you Dubson’s Third Law..”

by dfinkel January 7, 2026

Third lot

A legendary place where a nigga got stomped out at

Aye y’all heard bout them third lot boys they stepping

by Luhsmakka November 22, 2021