Theater Tan

Refers to actors (usually Caucasian) who are extremely pale and barely go outside at all.
Jerry spent his whole life on stage that he’s starting to develop a theater tan.
by P@stywh!tedude January 07, 2024
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Tan Piglet

The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to say oink after finishing her meal.
“Dude, wanna come to the party during the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”

“HELL YEAH!”
by MrSunki November 27, 2023
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Tan Piglet

The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to make oinking sounds during and after the meal.
“Dude, wanna come to the party on the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”

“HELL YEAH!”
by MrSunki November 27, 2023
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Tory Tan

Skin coloration from a holiday spent on the English coast, after swimming in raw sewage.
“We had some lovely weather and came back with a good tan, although I’m not sure if that was due to the weather or a Tory Tan from swimming in raw sewage?”
by DownbeatDave August 20, 2023
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Turkey Tanned

The appearance of a person, usually of some kind of celebrity or someone that believes themself of social standing or influence that has used tanning products or tanning beds to the extent that they have a roast turkey-like skin appearance.
"Joe Bidden has a cracking turkey tan."

"They were Turkey tanned as fuck."
by Celiamolestrangler September 30, 2022
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Cock Tan

Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.
We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.
by QuantumByteNinja November 15, 2023
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Cock tan

A grading of a suntan where the rest of a mans skin is equal in color to the skin tone on his flaccid penis.

Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.
I am not going to the beach this summer until I at least get Cock tan.
by 1veryangrybuddhist February 15, 2011
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