The Grian Effect 

The Grian Effect (Also known as the Grian Vision Controversy of 2023) is a phenomenon that occurs when a person becomes a grian fan. Grian causes people to lose their ability to see clearly. A known theme theme with this effect is that “Grian causes vision issues”.

Person A: Have you been a victim of The Grian Effect?

Person B: Yes! I used to have 20/20 vision, but ever since I became a Grian fan, I had to start wearing glasses!

Person A: Wow mate, The Grian Effect really is a crazy phenomenon.

The Grian Effect by Mikabox August 6, 2023

slap the gravy 

to masturbate.

"Man, that new Brad Paisley video on CMT really makes me wanna slap the gravy"

"The new Call of Duty is so good, I haven't even slapped the gravy once since I bought it"

slap the gravy by johnny 216 November 26, 2009

Move the gorilla 

A term to describe a restaurant, bar, or other location which was once great, but has since declined in quality.

This bar used to be so cool... they really moved the gorilla.

Or

I hear this restaurant is going to change ownership. I hope the new owner doesn't move the gorilla.

Move the gorilla by MikiEvanSup December 29, 2009

In the Gloset 

Someone who watches the show Glee, but who does not want anybody to know that he/she watches it

Person 1: So what did you think of that Glee episode last night?
Person 2: (panicky) WHAT?!? AHAHA i dont watch glee!! (looks around nervously)
Person 3: Still in the Gloset ey?

In the Gloset by Xyrrath October 20, 2010

Cooking The Goose

the act of hanging out with one's friends, generally consisting of not doing anything for hours on end. usually involves smoking cigarettes and/or hookah and saying a lot of things that make no sense at all and many times takes place at los primos. originated by the troop

mom im gonna go out tonight, gonna be cooking the goose with the guys.

Cooking The Goose by The_Troop January 26, 2011

Pat the Goose 

You "Pat the Goose" when you take a shot of Patron Tequila and chase it with Grey Goose Vodka. Drink responsibly, friends.

Rhea, Pat the shit outta that Goose...She Pat the Goose reaw~reaw~ good

Pat the Goose by Arish A July 4, 2011

parading the guards

v.phrase. Exposing one's genitals in public if one is royalty.

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I say! Prince Harry has been parading the guards rather a lot lately. It just isn't cricket old boy. I think it all started when his great-granny started letting the corgis out.

parading the guards by gnostic1 September 24, 2012