Angry Drake

The act of storming around the office because your women has forced you to adopt a cat and sell your badass boat for a paddle board!

Shane woke up on the wrong side of the bed and is pulling an Angry Drake today.

by Jmovian October 24, 2022

Angry Smol

Someone whose temper is similar to their height

"God I hate being short"
"Don't be an angry smol now"
"I'm not an angry smol"
"You know every time you say that you get a little angrier and a little smaller"

by Whythisword March 6, 2021

angry sammy

When someone ships while you are ass fucking them.

I was fucking her in the ass and she did an angry Sammy.

by Slammin Sammy from the NW November 25, 2021

Angry dragon

When you cum so hard getting a bj the sperm comes out of their nose.

Yo that head was so good I she got the angry dragon.

by Fings July 2, 2017

angry giraff

when your about to cum but you pull out but your cum is so powerful it breaks her neck, so she gets surgery and her neck looks like a giraffe neck.

last night i gave her an angry giraffe

by abc 123 you've got aids November 5, 2017

Angry Korean

A fast mechanical handjob, ultimately unsatisfying

I got an angry korean but don't really feel great about it.

by Ra da cha na da April 3, 2020

angry pirate

When you bust a nut in a girls eye and then she jumps up holding her eye then you kick her in the the shin and she jumps on one leg screaming aaarrrgggg

I wanted rid of the girl so I gave her an angry pirate.

by bigjohnsdef August 20, 2016