Mach 5

You feel it building up in your intestines for a day or more. You bend over in pain like you have a kidney stone near the end.
Then you sit on the pot, and BOOOOOMM!

SHIT, AIR, and more SHIT AND AIR exit your hole at extreme velocity.

You get the wind knocked out of you and sometimes take a little "nap."

It's takes you 7-10 minutes to recooperate.

You DO feel wonderful afterwards though.

Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I Mach 5 'd and blacked out for a while.

by SexualHotsauce November 3, 2019

November 5

It's national fight Oscar Day! So if you see a Oscar... Fight them!

Person 1: it's november 5! Go kick Oscar!
Person 2: Finally! :D

by Idazzz3 November 4, 2019

5 bros

A group of 5 men, brothers, boys, 4 boys and 1 girl who is really matured, 5 girls who call themselves as bros or 5 dads.

Yo bro wanna join the 5 bros?

by gtketk July 3, 2023

february 5

the day a fine ass bitch was born

n:what’s td
b:it’s february 5th
n:what’s that
b:a bad bitch bday

by Adorable_Attitude July 5, 2023

5:53

ITS BLUE HOUR!!!

5:53 is basically the equivalence to blue hour!!
(stan txt)

by viocidal August 27, 2023

December 5

National kiss your girlfriend day

It’s December 5 i’m going to kiss my girlfriend

by suckycok December 4, 2021

5% Club

Something Joe Lewis says you’re apart of

“I’m guessing there’s some 5% Club going on here” - Joe Lewis

by joelewisplayedmindgameswithme July 16, 2022