University of Texas

1. A school known primaryily for its football, though it has three less national titles than it's superior rivals Oklahoma.

2. A school embarrassingly immune to logical or coherant thought, most exemplified by the God-awful nickname of it's mascot, BEVO!!!
Guy 1: God, who thought Bevo would be a good name for a mascot?

Guy 2: The University of Texas.

Guy 1: Oh, well that makes sense now.
by How does 5-7 taste? December 08, 2010
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Keller Texas

A shithole of a town located in the 817 Metroplex of DFW North Texas. Not too far from Denton and Dallas, it is often referred to as the "K-Hole" for it's striking similarities to being stuck in an endless psychedelic/drug induced coma.
"Welcome to Keller Texas!"
"I can't wait to leave K-Hole!!"
by Aredjay August 14, 2008
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Bellville, Texas

A small little town hardly any ppl have heard of that has way 2 much drama and 2 many sluts!!! is so small doesnt have a mcdonalds or any fast food resteraunt other than DQ and Sonic. Place where no one wants 2 live cuz its boring as hell!!
biggest rivals of sealy texas hates sealy with a passion.
Hey i live in bellville, Texas.
whats that?

-_- sealy.
hey did u hear bout that podunk town called Bellvilkle?
no what happened?
the whole freshman class got pregnent/a std.
hey person from Bellville wat do u have 2 do here?
nothing its boring as hell.
oh i know what we can do lets go defile sealy turf or do donuts inh some one s feild.
by Crazy__baby! December 15, 2010
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lubbock, texas

the crappiest town omg! full of backwards thinking white trashy rednecks or semi rich kids but obviously if they were that rich they wouldnt be living in the middle of nowhere!

sad little place only known for "texas tech" haha thats all this place has also full of slutts and weird as shit people and not the good weird. i almost feel bad for anyone who has to live there everyone in a sense is so politically correct its pathetic.....cops everywhere you cant get away with anything, a shitty ass mall,dirt and cotton everywhere.

this place sucks do not go here! you might breathe in an std hah!
texas guy: i like wearing cowboy boots.

new york kid: wtf? just cuz you live in texas doesant mean you have to be a redneck.

texas guy: i'm from lubbock texas!

new york kid: even worse this place is s speck of dirt compared to houston or austin the only places worth visiting here....im outa here.

lubbock, texas=shit
by ccc18 August 26, 2010
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Texas Grid

A Texas Grid can be considered a bad grid which can’t handle any type of weather.
Dad: Looks like we have a Texas Grid
Me: Are you kidding me
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The Texas rattler

When one takes anal beads to the next level by putting Texas Pete hot sauce on the beads instead of lube
Come over here boy.. pass me that Texas Pete’s and gimme the Texas rattler
by Texasrattler April 03, 2019
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Texas 50

When 50 men all facefuck a country girl, simultaneously cumming to create a bigass Bukkake, which the girl must mix with Siracha Sauce and ranch dressing before chugging the whole thing
Cowboy 1" Damn bro did you hear bout last night?"
Cowboy 2"Nah brother, what happened?"
Cowboy" Samantha let some guys give her the Texas 50, and it was fucking great to jack it too!"
by thicc_badonkadonks July 09, 2020
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